Basketball Junkie Pillows

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

'He's out cold. Someone fetch a felt marker so I can draw something on his face.'

'You heard me. Put me in the game - now! And, while you're at it, hand over your wallet.'

'Yeah! Let's see LeBron James do THAT!'

'They draft them into the league younger and younger every year. Look! He's still got his tail!'

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

"Good game."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Playing pig

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

I love Basketball.

Puppy.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Basketball.

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"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Kobe Bryant

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'