Basketball Junkie Pillows

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

'He's out cold. Someone fetch a felt marker so I can draw something on his face.'

'You heard me. Put me in the game - now! And, while you're at it, hand over your wallet.'

'They draft them into the league younger and younger every year. Look! He's still got his tail!'

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

"Good game."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Why moms make bad refs.

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

I love Basketball.

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Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Puppy.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Game In A Can.

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Kobe Bryant