Basketball Cleaner Prints

'There's another wet spot over here.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

"What can you do with him?"

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Conan the Custodian.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Clearing up medals.

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'Could you make sure you empty your pockets next time?'

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

Dry Cleaning

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

Environmentally friendly Dry Cleaners

Carpet cleaning

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'