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'There's another wet spot over here.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

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The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"What can you do with him?"

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Conan the Custodian.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Clearing up medals.

'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

'Could you make sure you empty your pockets next time?'

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

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Shakespeare failed at many jobs prior to becoming a playwright. He was a terrible loan officer and inept dry cleaner. Neither a borrower or a lender be. Out, damned spot I say! He was no good in customer service. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. And he mixed-up flowers as a florist. That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. He tried to hid these career failures on his resume. Personnel Office. You need to be more specific about your work history --- You

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

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