Basket Refuser T-Shirts

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Why moms make bad refs.

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

Editor.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Turkey going away for Christmas.

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'I suppose this will be a CHARGE?'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

"I never nap. Such a waste of life. Besides, if I spend all my time napping, I won't finish my graphic novel."

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

'No, no, of course I think you're beautiful ... it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby pictures of you ... well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head.'

Dog in basket

"This is a very important book. In fact, it's too important to publish."

'I'm just living up to the fans' expectations.'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

Mary recycles her brother's old basketball sneakers.

Horse Play

Poor Easter Bunny with sign: 'Put all my eggs in one basket'.

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

'I think I'm getting my ratings from my last game.'

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

'It's a little joke on the coaches.'

'Let's keep a tight rein on this game. Emotions are running hight.'

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

'Yes, but not just any wolverine. Pretend you're arguing a call.'