Pool Rejector T-Shirts

'If there's a pool, we're not interested: We would never use it!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Menu Dating

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Beginning Yarder.

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

Turkey going away for Christmas.

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

'Y'know you could clean out the pool once in a while.'

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

Throwing Away Music

'The Vicar's kindly offered to clean the pool.'

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'

'I needed a lot more house than my husband did.'

"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."

'Hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?'

"An office job would drive me crazy!...sitting at a desk all day!"

"Sorry, I'm not into heavy metal."

Ace Pool Cleaners.

"Hang on a minute, I'm about to go into a tunnel ..."

"Can you check the filter? I think it's clogged with dog hair."