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"An office job would drive me crazy!...sitting at a desk all day!"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"At this office no two days are different."

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Inout baskets.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Computer monitor for a head.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

It's a dogs life

Working 9 to 5.

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"O.K., if you put it that way."