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Puppy.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Upper West Side Story

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'