Basket Carrier Fan Gifts

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Ancient taxi

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Campaign Trail

Inflatable car

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"Date night again already?"

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Giant Ice Skates

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

Trump vs Biden

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

"If they really come in peace, where are their fruit baskets?"