Baseball Trainer Mugs

'Take a big lead...bigger...a little more...go!'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Any questions?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"I AM at my usual position."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Football

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

Perils of the double play.

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Hanging off every word...

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Quality Control

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"Just go with the workflow."

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Targets.