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'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Perils of the double play.

Trojan Hurdler.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

Baseball Dreams

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Baseball breaking the fourth wall of the cartoon panel.

Before instant replay.

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"