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New inductee to the Baseball Hall of Fame

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Buster Keaton

Currently Boston

Jimmy Cagney.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Film Star Robert de Niro

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Hollywood Breakup

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

David Niven caricature

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Jack Nicholson

Laurel and Hardy

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Fred Astaire

When lice dream.

Before instant replay.

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Gene Tierney caricature

Hollywood Think Tank

Kathryn Morris

Djargo.

Peter Lorre caricature

Emma Watson

Richard Burton

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'She'll be back!!!'

Morena Baccarin

Here's the the Hackers

Casting Against the Part

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'