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'his closing argument is not going well.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Sheltering in place.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

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I love Basketball.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

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"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

Two lawyers in a royal court

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."