Base Player Pillows

Six jazz instruments.

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Welcome to the Team

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Marco ..."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

The best PE teacher in the World.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Perils of the double play.