Base Player Mugs

Six jazz instruments.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Marco ..."

The best PE teacher in the World.

Perils of the double play.