Baseball Player Pillows

Taking the dog for a walk.

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

"Want to know what I think?"

"There's your problem."

Sisyphus' baseball game

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

'It looks they are enforcing the three strikes law!'

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded.

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"The good news is it's the size of a baseball."

"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"

'Don't be intimidated by his fifty million dollar salary...Just think of his as a guy with a tax problem.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

Influences.

"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

"Then don't do that."

All Star Team.

Umpires filing trays marked 'safe' and 'out'.

'I'm thinking of telling my agent I'd like to be paid in Euros.'

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'The nurse wanted you to pee in THIS type of cup.'

"That ought to shut my mother up."

'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.'

Currently Boston

'I know you struck out the first 26 batters, Fernando, but the computer says we have to take you out.'

It has been 103 innings since I last played.

'It's a text message from Jeff at home plate, It says, 'Heads up' ,,,I think he's kidding, but there's no smiley face,'