Baseball Player Pillows

Taking the dog for a walk.

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

"Want to know what I think?"

"There's your problem."

Sisyphus' baseball game

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'It looks they are enforcing the three strikes law!'

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"The good news is it's the size of a baseball."

"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"

'Don't be intimidated by his fifty million dollar salary...Just think of his as a guy with a tax problem.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

Influences.

"Then don't do that."

"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'I'm thinking of telling my agent I'd like to be paid in Euros.'

Umpires filing trays marked 'safe' and 'out'.

"That ought to shut my mother up."

'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.'

Currently Boston

"It's the middle of the inning and the investment advisors have taken the field."

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

It has been 103 innings since I last played.

'I know you struck out the first 26 batters, Fernando, but the computer says we have to take you out.'

'It's a text message from Jeff at home plate, It says, 'Heads up' ,,,I think he's kidding, but there's no smiley face,'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts