Barter Buff Pillows

'All fixed Ma'am: You owe me two hay-bales, four sugar cubes and three apples...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"You can't plead cute."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

Tariff Adjustment

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

'Believe it or not there actually was a time when we accepted money for executing trades up to 5,000 shares.'

'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

Whither now, EU?

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

Rum Mage Sale Today

Coffee. Espresso. Order here. How can you call it "fair trade" coffee if you aren't willing to barter for it?

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

"I'll give you three cans of Happy Herds Condensed Milk for two cans of Affaire de Coeur Flaky Salmon."

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

'We have something with terrific fringe benefits. No salary - just fringe benefits.'

Fair Trade Coffee. I'll give you this pen for a medium French roast.

'Her bruxism resulted in a ferine bricole.'

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

'I have no money to pay my tab, but I will give you a free reading of my novel.'

'Drinks are $7.00. If you talk, it's $150.00 an hour.'

Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' -

"I'll have this guy, this guy, and this guy."