Barry Manilow Devotee Mugs

The Music Lover.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

"I think it would look better over there!"

"I would also like to thank the jury for validating my work."

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

Standup... Nihilist

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'I find it comforting to know that with steel shot at least their dental bills will be high.'

"Please welcome Big Alcohol."

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

"Is it wrong that I miss Jerry Garcia more than my parents?"

Sid James and Tony Hancock.

Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

Wi-Fi

"If you didn't sit around sucking up bandwidth all day, maybe your waistband-width would get smaller."

"When I go see a big pile of rocks, I want to be entertained."

'That was 'Yesterday in Parliament' . . .'

"If the Yankees move to New Jersey, will you be going, too?"

"We got marked down because three respondents wanted more Indy pop in the waiting room background music."

Chauffeurs smaller headstone next to boss's big headstone

Feelings towards radios #3 Man kissing a radio.