Barrel Aged Beauty Admirer Pillows

The Angel's Share

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

Blue Dress

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Balding Autumn Tree.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Centaur falls in love.

Victorian woman at a bar.

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

Phil discovered the eighties disco was not quite what he'd expected

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

The five orders of periwigs

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

"Not only do you look marvelous but all of you looks the same age."

Baroque skier

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

'Power dressing - how very 80's.'