Barking Mad About Business Trends T-Shirts

'There are change vibrations that only he can hear.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dog phrenology

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"I yip, therefore I am."

'I was like you once Pearson. Efficient, forward leaning and with a clear strategic vision. Then I made senior management.'

The Inner Dog.

I know they told me not to bark

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'No, no, no I said SIT'

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

'Why is it he never understands sit,stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

'You know, it really was worth the extra $5 million to come up with the perfect logo.'

Descartes' dog.

'We tried a new marketing strategy, a new sales concept and a new business policy. It all failed. We have one more chance to succeed. Do the words 'Incas' and 'Human Sacrifice' ring a bell?'

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'When do we learn to bark for no good reason?'

Mix Breed

"They're out. It's the damn answering machine."

The Art and Science of Car Chasing

Flight of the Old White Guy

"I want us to get in on the ground floor of the next bandwagon."

'I always bark for no reason whatever.'