Barking Mad About Business Trends Pillows

'There are change vibrations that only he can hear.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Dog phrenology

"I yip, therefore I am."

'I was like you once Pearson. Efficient, forward leaning and with a clear strategic vision. Then I made senior management.'

The Inner Dog.

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'No, no, no I said SIT'

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

'Why is it he never understands sit,stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

'You know, it really was worth the extra $5 million to come up with the perfect logo.'

Descartes' dog.

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'We tried a new marketing strategy, a new sales concept and a new business policy. It all failed. We have one more chance to succeed. Do the words 'Incas' and 'Human Sacrifice' ring a bell?'

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'When do we learn to bark for no good reason?'

Mix Breed

"They're out. It's the damn answering machine."

"I want us to get in on the ground floor of the next bandwagon."

Flight of the Old White Guy

The Art and Science of Car Chasing

'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'What a coincidence. I started in the mail room too!'