Quirky Business Trend Watcher Pillows

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Final words on gravestones.

Business Outlook

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

'Do you have it in black?'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Economic Prosperity

Busy, Busy, Busy

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

Worldcom falling on Atlas.

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

"These masks are getting skimpier every day."

Jumpers

Expanding Minds

"I guess we're becoming quite popular. I heard everything is going mobile."

'You know, it really was worth the extra $5 million to come up with the perfect logo.'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"At the moment I just follow, but someday I hope to be followed."

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

Office doors for Marketing, Sales, and Drones.

"Our profits have been outsourced."

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

Any last questions about the bright future of Yell? Yes, you there. Me? I wasn't raising my hand. I was waving my phone in the air to show support, like at a rock concert. I guess, though, if I had a question, it'd be how did I get so lucky to invest in a website that publishes restaurant reviews from a screaming baby. Neither ironic, nor a plant. Weird. Can I increase my share? I could invest more if I stop eating.

"Time capsule 1994"

'I'm counting on you to keep me updated on the hottest jungle companies.'

"Casual dress hasn't yielded the results we'd hoped for."

"Rogers, you have been warned...we do not jubilate in this office!"

"Yo! Check it out"