Barking Bach Fanatic Pillows

Johann Sebastian Bark.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog phrenology

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Dog in therapy.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

Baroque Bach Mountain

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

'No, no, no I said SIT'

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'