Bark Park Buddy Finder Pillows

"We met online."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Dogs

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."