Bark Park Buddy Finder Pillows

"We met online."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."