Bark Banterer Mugs

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"That's just not the real me."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"He's sending an instant message."

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

"Sipsies?"

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"Who's a pretty boy?"

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

Noise machines for dogs.

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

Fined Dining

Free Associating.

Grange Hildegard.

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

'I hate harmonica music.'

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."