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'We thought hiring a 'barium barista' would make patients a little more excited about their fluoroscopy exam.'

Selling lemon latt�

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

"I hate people buy a coffee and then spent all day in the café working

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Today's special... donuts.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Who gets the decaf?'

Time for tea and friendship.

Non-Power Breakfast

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Can I have flies with that'

Coffee shop

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The King of what?'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."