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"A large skim latte, double shot, no 'have an awesome day.'"

"Hulk hate puny barista’s rosette pattern latte art!!"

Aliens Coffee

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"I wanted a job with a few perks."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Selling lemon latt�

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Today's special... donuts.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Time for tea and friendship.

Non-Power Breakfast

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Coffee shop

'The King of what?'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Can I have flies with that'