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"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Bicycle sat nav.

A Quiet Rebuke.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'E-books?'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."