Bargain Bonanza Devotees Mugs

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

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A Quiet Rebuke.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Online Shopping.

Customer Convention

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

How much would you take off for cash?

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

'You're my 100,000th conviction... so, I'm going to take 25 off your sentence.'

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

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Bargains

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

Real estate.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"