Bargain Bibliophiles Mugs

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

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A Quiet Rebuke.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Online Shopping.

Customer Convention

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

How much would you take off for cash?

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

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Bargains

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"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

'You're my 100,000th conviction... so, I'm going to take 25 off your sentence.'

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'They've agreed to our 3-book, 7-figure offer, but only if you remain obscene and obnoxious through book 2.'

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Final clearance sale.

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