Barbra Streisand Fan Mugs

"It's Barbara Streisand and I'm listening to her because she's Jewish so she puts me in the mood to practice my Bat Mitzvah Haftorah."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Tired Barbie

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

Barbie Oscars

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Floating Dragon

The globe vaults over Covid-19

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Men's Parallel Bars

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"Yeah, well, I'll have you know that Barbie finds my snoring endearing!"

Secular Cloisters

Missing You#2

"We tried like hell to get Streisand tickets, but we ended up renting 'Yentl.' "

"The party's byob, but I'm sure there's an extra Barbie here somewhere."

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

'I've got nothing to wear!'

Let me guess...A sausage Roll?

Teacher teaching beam technique to students, girl with dunces hat and leg cast.

"I understand she's been training in China.''

Henman Hill...Henman Mountain (winning Wimbledon).

Man reading a yoga book while standing on his head.