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Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Lesser known greek gods,

Beach Barbecue

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

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As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

How Amazon was invented

"Well what does the GPS say?"