Barbecue Comedy Lovers Prints

Shashlyk

Children's Parties

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Beach Barbecue

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Lesser known greek gods,

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Well what does the GPS say?"