Barbecue Buffoonery Lover Mugs

"Just a heads up, Jack – I've invited the Navy to use my back yard for bombing practice."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Beach Barbecue

Filet minion

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

His New Grillfriend

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"What about the five that fell through?"

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'