Bar Stool Sage Prints

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

One way only.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"You'll know when I've had enough. You'll have to wipe up the mess."

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'Three things I don't think we should talk about ... politics, religion, and everything else!'

"I only drink to be sociable. . . if it's any of your business!"

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

'The liquor store was overstocked, and it seemed like a shame to let it all go to waste.'

Street Smarts.

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

"Ambitions... to receive the MBE for services to the brewing industry."