Bar Game Champion Prints

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Quiz Night...

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Thank you, Sir."

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"So,... Can I call you?"

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'The usual, Mr, H'

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."