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Bee Bar

"Hey, Pal. Am I right or am I wrong? There's a Jumbo jet but there's no Dumbo jet."

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"I never got my name in lights, but once at a game I got my face on the Jumbotron."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I know it's gassy...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Tequila Mockingbird

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Wanna talk about it?

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Next Round Indicator

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Father and son with matching beer crates.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

Animal Band.