Bar Afficionado T-Shirts

'As most of our clientele are women we gave the bar a liberating name.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

La Table

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Last Chance For Reality

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Choice hellhole

Martini Lovers