Banoffee Pie Enthusiast Gifts

"So, you want to compliment the chef on his entree, complain about the main course, and you'd like his recipe for the banoffee pie?"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

"Ready...."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Likes Charts Likes Pie

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Pie.,

"This man has a compliant with a pie brought to the company picnic."

The clowns are coming!