Banknote Buff Pillows

All he ever talks about is money!

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"I don't like the look of this."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

Euro against the Dollar.

Offshore tax havens.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

'Sheesh... I wish the government would handle the finance reform a bit more discreetly...'

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

Freddie Mac and Fannie May takeover