Banknote Buff Pillows

All he ever talks about is money!

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"I don't like the look of this."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Spanish bank needs propping up.

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

Euro against the Dollar.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Offshore tax havens.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

Fake Counterfeit Money

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

'Sheesh... I wish the government would handle the finance reform a bit more discreetly...'