Bank Note Buff Pillows

Fake Counterfeit Money

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"I don't like the look of this."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Spanish bank needs propping up.

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

Euro against the Dollar.

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

Offshore tax havens.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).