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"My daughter didn't believe me when I told her that I did mobile banking."

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Payback Time

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

I have a dream.

Paul Wolfowitz.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

At The Clown Bank.

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

FIRST NATIONAL, TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

Harvest Data Festival

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."