Banking Nostalgist Mugs

"My daughter didn't believe me when I told her that I did mobile banking."

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

I have a dream.

Paul Wolfowitz.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

At The Clown Bank.

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

Harvest Data Festival

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'