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Bank Examiner Mugs
Start their day with a smile using a witty mug perfect for a bank examiner. These clever designs celebrate their profession with humor and style, making every coffee break more enjoyable.
"I'm just a figurehead. The real Santa lives in Panama."
'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'
Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'
'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'
Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.
Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?
Turkey Autopsy
'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'
Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?
"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."
"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."
Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail
'Thank you for not guessing.'
"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."
Examiners.
"Office of quality assurance"
Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank
'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '
Turkey Autopsy
'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'
"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."
"Smart Arse"
"Curiosity."
Lambs to the Slaughter
"Another clear case of COVID19."
Cause of death: Just one of those things.
'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'
Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'
'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'
Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.
"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"
"I just love take-out."
J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.
"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"
Bank Examiner Mugs Collection
Bank Examiner Pillows
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Bank Examiner Prints
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Bank Examiner T-Shirts
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