Bank Inspector Mugs

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'That's subsidence Sir Bryan - The charts are over here.'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

Under New Mismanagement

Do not feed the clerks.

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

What code violations?

Department of Infrastructure

Sand castle. 'I trust you have planning permission.'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'