Economic Examiner Mugs

'If my 401K gets any lower I'll end up owing someone money!'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

The economy.

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

Russia Money Laundering

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'