Bank Bonus Fan Pillows

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

British savings accounts

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

"They're telling us how many dollars they want. So far, it's up to 5,000!"

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

Coco knew he was doomed

What's a CEO's motivation?

Eye Bank.

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

You wanted to see me again, boss? Yes. I realized you never gave me my Christmas bonus. What're you talking about? You're the boss. You give me a bonus, I don't give you a bonus. Exactly. The key word in employer-employee relationship is relationship. One-sided relationships never work, Rudy. I've calculated the amount you would have paid me if you hadn't been taking me for granted for 16 years. Very bad man.

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

Unleashing the dogs of regulation.

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

'Give me a pen that isn't on a little chain and out of ink!'

"Fred's bummed, he passed his stress test, his bank didn't."

"Are you going to believe me or a bunch of hysterical bank tellers?"

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.

"You want fries with that? Oops... that's my other job."

"They understand that our bonuses should reflect the moral high ground...the higher the better."

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

Top AIG executives agree to give back bonuses.