Bank Bemoaner Pillows

'Can you believe this bank? . . . Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

Bank Robbery Statistics

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

Foreclosure.

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

'Usury' is not a pretty word, Mr. Williams.

RBS Cash Machine - Cash Available 24/7

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'

Bank loan applicant

'What's your not-quite-so prime rate?'

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'They're the only people getting any money from banks these days.'

"How would you describe our business plan for spending these funds?...in 25 word or less?"

'Whenever I want to be dominated, I visit my bank manager...'

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

Bank cashpoint reads 'Don't take too much we're having a crisis'.

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

"I should tell you this transaction is being recorded, and may appear on my blog."

EU bank restructure.

'Need some money for a facelift, I presume?'

'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'

Zork has one of those unbelievable moments of discovery.

Bank Stress Test

Who is Goldman and who is Sachs?