Bank Bemoaner Pillows

'Can you believe this bank? . . . Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

Bank Robbery Statistics

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

Foreclosure.

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'What's your not-quite-so prime rate?'

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'

'Usury' is not a pretty word, Mr. Williams.

Bank loan applicant

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'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

'Whenever I want to be dominated, I visit my bank manager...'

'They're the only people getting any money from banks these days.'

Bank cashpoint reads 'Don't take too much we're having a crisis'.

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

EU bank restructure.

"I should tell you this transaction is being recorded, and may appear on my blog."

'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'

'Need some money for a facelift, I presume?'

Zork has one of those unbelievable moments of discovery.

Bank Stress Test

Who is Goldman and who is Sachs?

'You have been pre-approved for another credit card.'