Bank Bailout Commentator T-Shirts

"If governments didn't think banks were worth saving we would not be worth our bonuses..."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

The Shrinking Dollar.

Chinese stock market

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Ukraine Crisis

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

The bailout.

Unconditional Surrender

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Euro fall...

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

Rebuilding the Economy.

Agency Moody's comments

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

Bureau of Inflation.

Bank Robbery Statistics

The euro currency is a bomb.

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

'If at first you don't succeed, admit failure and ask for a bailout.'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'