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"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

The Shrinking Dollar.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

Bureau of Inflation.

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

Bank Robbery Statistics

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Rebuilding the Economy.

"You have reached our 800 number. . . . If you are a preferred account, please dial B-I-G-S-H-O-T now. . . . If you are an ordinary account, dial J-O-E-B-L-O-W now. . . . If you have a service complaint, dial G-E-T-L-O-S-T now."

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

When Governments Bail Out the Sub-Prime Banks.

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

Austerity Egg Hunt.

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

'I say this is the best we've been given for a long time!'

"The filthy rich"

"Unfortunately, Whitcomb, I am suffering from compassion fatigue."

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

'I've put the business up for sale.'

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Burn It Down