Banjo Strummer Pillows

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Theorbo

Double Bass

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Guitar Man.

"Check out this new store."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'At least I don't have his life.'

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

Serenade for you...

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Cellist

Lute

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

'Elaine, take a ditty.'