Banjo Strummer Pillows

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Theorbo

Double Bass

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Guitar Man.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Check out this new store."

Mark Knopfler.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'At least I don't have his life.'

I love my Uke.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

Guitars in Heaven

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Serenade for you...

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Cellist

Lute

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'